Even better, you can get a Citroen Jumpy FAP.

Good. I always hated the “star in a reasonably priced car” segment. Very rarely did they have cool guests, instead featuring some vapid celebrity fuckwit I couldn’t give two shits about, blathering on about how little they know or care about cars.

Buy a Miele and buy it for life.

Dyson: The Apple of vacuum cleaners.

Totally a new VW. Back in ‘08 they used the same pseudo-Hyundai badges on the Tiguan prototypes.

Did they get a look at the dash? If there were lights on, it’s a VW.

I found a higher res version

+1 for the Shmoo reference

Yeah, this guy’s going to be on all the “2016's Dumbest Criminals” lists.

How does a guy, dressed like a shmoo, get into a cab in front of a cop, and not look suspicious?

A 928 is always now.

That’s only a bit less than the difference between the fastest P2 and GTLM car there last year. Enough to lap them 4 times in 112 laps.

Because the real people that would actually get a compact Porsche crossover have no interest in a used Cadillac wagon.

You wish. My 40 something coworker was looking up a car on google and legitimately thought a screen shot from Forza 6 was a real picture. It really isn’t all that far fetched when you remember how technologically retarded most people are lol.

Came here for this, left happy.

The Hunt for Green Cucumber

“Let me get this straight, you’ve LOST a submarine?”

Why are they allowed to do that while other cars can’t?

No, 1 out of every 6 cars or so should be going faster than the speed limit, by design. Cars preventing the normal flow of traffic are a greater safety risk, a inefficient use of the roadway causing increased congestion, and an economic drag on the community.

Just because you’re going 3mph over and the car behind you…

What these left lane crawlers forget is that their speedometer probably reads about 5mph high, so when they think they are traveling at the limit, they are actually 5mph under.

Favorite part of the whole damn movie! I love how he loses his shit, does the mini walk of shame to retrieve the scraper, and calmly resumes scraping... Kind of like me working in the garage.