A. You're allowed to use curse words here without censoring them. Your mom's not here to yell at you. Fuck. Shit. Bitch. See that?

Stop defending that nonsense. For all the dancing and hair flicking, soccer comes down to arbitrary decisions by authorities. Oh wait, so soccer is life.

Hickey's just trying to leave his mark.

Bully for him!!!

You have to understand that this is not JUST about having an ideal pipe. I posted this earlier and ill post it again:

You had it all under control until you implied gays aren't born that way.

Sure we'll get a few players saying something stupid, but the real reason a player should be nervous about coming out isn't the locker room, it's the executive offices. Have you ever heard of a player being retaliated against on a team because of sexual orientation? How did the Missouri players, just dumb kids in…

"I can see them from my house!"

Such a waste.

I've been to some places where there are legitimate bands of feral dogs. These have to be the healthiest strays I've ever seen. I wonder how many are the dogs of the people that were kicked out to build the olympic village.

Christians seem pretty worked up about Leviticus 20:13, so I'm disinclined to give them a pass.

Basically if you are any kind of science person and know anything about physics, cars and planes are time machines. Any speed traveled will condense time to some degree, even if it is so small it is not noticeable. E=MC^2. Look it up. I love sports, but sometimes you guys are so dumb.

That's nothing, you can buy Tom Cruise's beard for only 11.99 on Amazon!

In the early 'aughts I was a graduate instructor teaching writing at a big D-I basketball school with insanely successful programs, both men's and women's (you might be able to guess which).

I can't help but think that's actually a pretty badass feature.

In an equally stunning move, Aikman responded by referring to Manley as a "Redskin".

I've flown Southwest maybe over a dozen times. I've never had a problem sitting with the person/people I'd like to. Sure, you get a worrisome feeling when you're sitting on c30, but it's always worked out.

Jesus. Are you ten years old?

Thank you for caving to popular demand and bringing back Greggggggg. I love me some Jamboroo regardless but that's clearly the crown jewel.

FUUUUUUCK YES, GREGGGGG IS BACK!!!