"Say noooope… to doooope." *awkward roll*

Don't worry, it's specifically that she's bad at acting and that creates a distraction. And that it's a disappointment in a hot streak of wrestling cameos/guests.

I can one-up you both: I've been aware it's "Knives Chau" this entire time. However, I've also seen every episode of Syfy's Dark Matter and just now realized that she was a very, very important recurring character (an absolutely cold-blooded badass) in the show's second season. (And because of GLOW, I've now just…

I actually drove myself crazy writing this review, because I couldn't remember the other '80s thing I recently watched and first saw that type of pregnancy test. So I'm probably going to die soon, stressed over not knowing what I'm thinking of.

I'll allow it.

Only if you share them with everyone you know.

I think we already decided her Emmy reel was her Cat On A Hot Tin Roof promo. Or her going through her Russian moveset. There are definitely options.

Sheila: "Please kill me."
Jenny: "Ha. Not on your birthday."

Implying, of course, that Rhonda just assumed it was an actual part of Blood Disco and not an accidental taping.

I've never been happier for tropes to be subverted than in this entire plot.

The girl's a ditz, but we also know she was living out of her car and surprisingly making it work. Hate to say she's street smart, but I think that best describes her (at least in the simplest form). And really, DO we think Sam learned about getting out his own head and learning to have relationships? If anything, I…

Sheila's the alpha. He was obviously submitting.

Mark was obviously the inspiration for this tweet: https://twitter.com/hulkhog…

After all that, she could've taken pleasure in Ruth tanking (like she kind of did in vodka drunk Ruth). But she really wanted G.L.O.W.'s first show to succeed. Rhonda rocks, y'all. (They all rock, honestly.)

*Sheila plays same sad song*

"tells kids to stay off crack"

God, BRAAAAUUUN as Carmen's protector? Book it.

Dawn & Stacey spending practice time running into a wall explains SO MUCH.

Ha, I was actually going to mention that in my next review, when Sam admonishes them for that.

He just rolled with it. And it was beautiful.