As I told my brother during that Sasha/Alicia exchange: "Sasha's beating Alicia like she's Alexa Bliss." It was odd, wasn't it?

I'd say go in blind. It's a good episode, so just enjoy it before you let my opinions pollute your brain. :)

Yes, but that wasn't taking into account the South Side/Riverside comparisons. Obviously she's Julie Cooper-Nichol 2.0 but after "Chapter Ten," we know that's also the case for her origin story.

Edited. And I'm pretty sure the only way you can help me is if you can find a way to get me more than 3 hours of sleep. :)

ALSO: I'm going to edit my review to cover all bases. So thank you.

According to the showrunner in an EW article, it is: http://ew.com/tv/2017/04/27… (Or I'm misreading and it's just saying they're similar.)

Haha, more apologizing to him since he believes Hermione is absolutely good and not capable of evil. But sure, let's make Smithers a suspect too!

Tell that to Dick Wolf, the President of Chicago.

Well they have cast Hiram (who this episode says will probably get out soon with time served) for season two, so let's just have her switch parents every season. Somehow.

This is the mystery I want solved.

I think she realized that they were ~together~ during the musical number, but I think that just made her angrier. Because they went behind her and Jughead's back as a… couples activity.

No one should HAVE to watch "To Riverdale And Back Again." Ha. But with the exception of "Chapter Eight," I try to pick something outside of the episode's namesake (because obviously you should also check out what the episode is directly referencing).

God, please let it be Principal Weatherbee.

TokenCommenter at least pointed out the show's self-awareness on that one, as Jughead doesn't even buy it for a second and knows Archie's going to see Veronica (though not for the reasons he assumes).

I've been convinced of this in the the last couple of episodes, and while the timing doesn't work with the planting of the gun (because she and Fred/Mary got to the dance before Archie/Veronica), her statement to Veronica that if it turns out Hiram hired F.P. to kill Jason would make Hiram dead to them really read to…

Classic WWE.

I also heard "S'd in the B" both times I watched. I can guess what the "S" means, and it's still pretty dirty for an 8 PM show…

We can have both.

Counterpoint: YOU JUST DRANK CEMENT

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