Yes.

I'm another year older!

I'm calling the Olympics inherently entertaining and saying the descriptions for it take away from that. Again, not snarking on the Olympics.

Counterpoint: There are different writers here, and there is no collusion on these WOT pieces. At least, I haven't been colluding. And is it really snark on the Olympics or on other shows (like, you know, Hollywood Medium)? (Psst, it's the latter.)

Well we all know where I fall on that spectrum!

Oh yeah, of course I know you're not criticizing me! :)

I'll do you one better — every television show needs to be three hours. Gimme three hours of Crazy Ex-Girlfriend or give me death. ;) (I feel like my S.O. sarcasm re: every wrestling show being three hours long is kind of being lost in translation, but now I'm running with it.)

First off, if you're commenting here, I wouldn't think WWE thinks YOU'RE stupid. But think about the "WHAT"'ing folks who only go to WWE because it's WWE and have no idea who NXT guys are (with less of an idea about LU). Because has to very much appease them while also—finally—giving us a lot as well.

Everyone should interrupt everyone else's segments at all times, always.

I quote the Good Times theme on a daily basis… but only within the context of the "I Know Black People" sketch. Yup.

They could tell stories in the ring. But that's not their story. (Cesaro and Jericho don't even have a story right now.) Give me a SmackDown 6 with them, but don't just throw them all together to fill time, which is the problem right now.

He is close friends with Mr. Belding, after all…

Astounding doesn't describe anything from RAW, so I had to make my own fun. And of course they're not building toward where anyone's going—WWE can barely build to a fully competent episode of RAW, even while RAW is still going on.

You jest, but I assure you, there's nothing more American than televised thirst for Idris Elba. That's this marathon in a nutshell.

I would be down for that and not just because it would fill the void in my coverage schedule.

Yes.

That is a good point, even though you're a drunk. ;)

Ding ding ding. I made sure to edit out the extensions just to keep y'all out my business. ;)

Thankfully, B99 is safe. And thanks.

Yeah, about that…