Smooth Danielle, smooth.

Young Jeff Goldblum? WOULD and SHOULD! Sadly not could. If you catch my drift.

The Only Moral Abortion Is My Abortion.

Every fucking time I post something about tipping, someone has to come in with "it's so much better in OUR country!" YES. WE KNOW. WE FUCKING KNOW THIS BY NOW. The only thing your repeated trumpeting of this fact that WE ALL KNOW BY NOW accomplishes is that it taunts servers who have to put up with this shit in…

This is the nature of employment in today's America. Basic common sense and human decency are viewed as forms of theft.

I've never had Skyline chili. I'm simply objecting to the idea that Ohioans are a cult that indoctrinates children. I mean, seriously, you've not gotten this level of antipathy about frog eye salad, which is objectionable in so many more ways and the favorite of an ACTUAL cult.

OK, so I'm looking at all your comments here, and I genuinely have to ask: is defending the worth of Skyline Chili really the hill on which you want to die?

I tried durian twice but only here in the U.S., not abroad in the countries where it is enjoyed. Both of my experiences with it were very different.

I look at Skyline Chili enthusiasts with the exact same mixture of suspicion, skepticism, and scorn that I normally reserve for Scientologists.

Yeah... Don't mind me, I'm just NOPE-ing the FUCK outta here.

His ass suddenly lives in 1900. Yuuup. No internet, phone, or computer. No TV, either. No more social media accounts — as in deleted, not closed. Not allowed to use the internet at school, either — all that "research information" is in books. Won't sign off on a driver's license. Suddenly he needs to pay rent, and he…

Can there be a documentary film or television show in which people being harassed online can confront their harrassers in person? The online disconnect lets people act this way. They don't have to think of their victims as real people.

I swear to GOD if I ever found out my (actual) son had done something like this his life wouldn't be worth living for about two years.

My mom makes salads of things like: apples, mayo, walnuts and celery. I think that's Waldorf salad? Disgusting, in any case.

Thank you for speaking out against Pumpkin Pie, which is worse than Hitler.

Oh for fuck's sake, Mormons.

Oh my god you're an idiot. That was my point. They're both stereotypes. Only one is dangerous to the person being stereotyped.

"There are reasons why white gun's rights activists can walk into a Chipotle restaurant with assault rifles and be seen as gauche nuisances while unarmed black men are killed for reaching for their wallets or cell phones, or carrying children's toys."

DID WE GIVE UP WHEN THE GERMANS BOMBED PEARL HARBOR???????