I think I need a Boston Cream. And 2 chocolate frosted w/sprinkles.

that donut taco made me irrationally angry.

Gravy is gonna be her nickname.

I don’t know who these people are but who else is getting mad Blue Lagoon vibes?

No! You’re not. Are they hair models?

Am I out of touch for not knowing who these very attractive folks are?

Isn’t it wonderful how the ignorant try to smear what they do not understand?

No matter how hot someone is; somebody, somewhere, is fed up with their bullshit.

So, as a formerly Hot (I turn 38 next week, and we all know thatzzz not Hot) I endorse this message.

I feel like this movie is only going to be funny if it ends in her killing them all.

It doesn’t matter if it’s light blue and brown or white and gold in bad lighting - it’s fucking ugly. And no one needs sleep to make that call.

Okay, this is just bizarre. Some questions I have:

I think Lainey at LaineyGossip nailed it

I really just want to know that Leslie is okay. :( Or, if “okay” is not possible right now, that she’s surrounded by the support she deserves. Not that I’m owed any insight to her life, but I’ve been so sad and disheartened about these horrible attacks against her and I so very badly want her to be given all the love…

How did this happen to Leslie Jones?

Just start calling them “Purse Pants” and men will throw them out in droves

My boyfriend only has cargo shorts... and I mean, I’m not swooned by them or anything, but I couldn’t care less. If he loves them... who am I to judge? I wouldn’t like it if he forced me to stop wearing a whole bunch of my wardrobe, so I’m not doing the same. I don’t want to sound judgy, people can hate cargo shorts…

Who the hell decided cargo shorts aren’t attractive? I mean, look at the dude in your stock image. I’d do him in a heartbeat.

Four pudgy white guys sitting around in cargo shorts shooting the shit is exactly how I imagined the offices of the Wall Street Journal. Is that a picture of today’s editorial board meeting?