How does someone pull theirpants to their knees while running?

Dude, how did you manage to make this about how you could beat ex-army personnel in a fight/footrace lol

when rich people hear that we want everyone to get equal access to healthcare, they naturally assume that means they’ll have to suffer the way we do, because they know that their extreme wealth depends fundamentally on our poverty

The irony, of course, is Don Cherry once again disapproving of players exhibiting a showtime persona that he exemplifies more than anyone else in hockey.

I believe in bears. Bear miracles. Miracle bears.

Another for the “bizarrely angry Discovery review” pile. This one is better at seeming like it’s not a “waaaaah this doesn’t make me feel like TNG made me feel when I was 9" screed than the ones on Reddit, but that’s all this is.

Your response is way better than mine. Mine was “Huh.” I mean, when you start jacking around with laws to make them bend to your will, Kansas legislators, I suppose it’s only natural that others would do the same. And, of course, either way women get the short end of the stick. Huh.

As a lover of geese, I am dutily triggered.
I will listen to the honks of theses marvelous birds in my corner.

Also for your consideration, from trusty Merriam-Webster: The most common way to pronounce Latinx is the same way you would Spanish-derived Latina or Latino but pronouncing the “x” as the name of the English letter X. So you get something like \luh-TEE-neks\. ‘Latinx’ is a gender-neutral word for people of Latin…

I did, in fact, manage to read the entire thing. And, as you predicted, here’s a commenter telling you this article is stupid. As long as one of the most popular plastic surgeries is the one where scores of women fork over thousands of dollars to be barbarically cut up and have implants stuffed into their bodies, I…

#WhoDecides

She’s a brilliant woman AND a saint. I would have thrown something at him and stormed out.

Oh, but didn’t you hear? It’s not sexual harassment, assault, or rape. It’s misguided romantic overtures. 

Listening to this is INFURIATING. Aside from his epic bad takes, MacArthur keeps talking over her, monopolizing the entire conversation, just as you would expect from a man used to being in a position of power. He’s such a colossal dick.

Well duh, we all know that things aren’t bad unless they’re illegal! Women are required to silently tolerate harassment that stays just on this side of prosecutable behavior.

In addition to legal defense funding from Times Up, I’d love to see projects from sidelined women, especially this one, financed as well. I would have watched the shit out of Fully Clothed Non-Dancing Women!

This is a well-articulated comment, but the mere fact that it splits hairs over the definition of “prank” sort of renders itself lame.

“Act of adorable mischief” was a bit lengthy for the headline, unfortunately.

Yeah this sounded like it could be the RomCom for people who don’t like RomCom.

Awww. So disappointing! I love Keanu & Winona and the format sounds interesting. Sounds like they (as actors and characters) were wasted. Poo.