The shiny sequins and beads clanking together will wake you up

Probably many, but if they don’t wear black the internet will come for them.

I can’t wait for everything to change after this clothes protest!!!!!

So who WON’T wear black?

I would prefer them not going, yes.

Yes. The chutzpah is literally taking my breath away.

This is where we are now.

I think it’s mostly that every actor’s skills suffer over long term partnership with Tim Burton. (See: Johnny Depp.) It wouldn’t surprise to learn that his only stage direction is “chew harder.”

It’s catchy, but I have a raging hatred of songs where men explicitly tell me to dance/strip/shake it for them, especially while “in the club” or “on the floor.” I can’t get over it.

I truly thought this was an advertisement, not a real post. It feels like an advertisement.

I appreciate how this comment section is just a massive selection of gifs/reaction photos all insinuating that this opinion is fake.

me trying to interpret this article:

It is not she is vegan, it’s her need to prove she is superior but one of us at the same time.

Khloe K. same

I find Chastain insufferable.

I hate sweet potatoes, even SP fries. Come at me, bruh. :D (regular potatoes on the other hand, baked with all the bad stuff piled on top, BEST. French fries, BEST. Clearly I am not the demographic GOOP is aiming for.)

Sweet potatoes are delicious, but why should their existence mean that I should not eat regular potatoes which are also delicious. That’s like saying replace all my spinach with chard. I love them both, and will continue to eat them both. This is a bad take.

NO, GOOPY. NO.