You’ve got a pair of gorgeous critters.

That’s exactly what I thought and I too stared at the photo for an embarrassingly long time to figure it out.

I stared at that pic for an embarrassing amount of time trying to figure out what was happening. At first glance I thought he was wearing a sleeveless shirt with a vest and he was taking a jacket off so you could some of his arms.

Taylor Swift really has a type, huh? A deeply dull type.

I’ve been saying this for years. I do not get Cumberbatch being attractive. Cumberbatch as Sherlock Holmes? HELL YES.

The absurdly high waisted pants just confused me in the movie. I did a double take and maybe even said “wtf is happening there.” Considering my favorite pants come up to my boobs and I own 4 pairs, I don’t know why it was confusing but it was.

He reminds me too much of the farm boys back home - a nice enough bod, but not the kind of face you want to spend the rest of your life with.

Slightly off topic, fuck NK and their entire regime, but “dotard” was the best insult and most accurate description of Cheeto Jesus this year.

Can I sit with you?

She’s famous for... being annoying? Posting on twitter? Marrying John Legend?

That reason is that hordes of people keep telling her she’s funny. Personally, I don’t agree but that puts me in the minority

No you’re doing this wrong. You’re supposed to fawn over Tieagan and think she’s so knee-slappingly clever you reach for the Lady Depends before you read her tweets

I was just gonna wear jeans, while it’s still legal for women to wear pants.

I dunno. Surprised they don’t have a line of cold cuts, at this point.

All We Wanted For Christmas Was a Picture of Pregnant Kylie Jenner, All We Got Was This Shit

Congrats to the Kardashian tribe on their first Gap commercial.

Tom “I Don’t Even Drink Seltzer Because It’s Bad For You” Brady actually ate these biscuits

She’s also willing to put her career on the line by taking a political/moral stance.

There’s gonna be some heartache tonight.