Yes, and he felt the need to clarify that by pointing out that as the CEO he would not be sleeping with his employees. Which he then punctuated by hashtagging a complaint about that.

It’s important to read the full letter, because what makes the whole thing sort of skeevy is when he explained that since you can’t screw your subordinates, he (Travis) will be celibate on the trip, which he followed up with a #CEOLife #FML.

Not that it matters, but I truly believe Taylor Swift voted for Trump purely out of spite.

Perfect gif is perfect. And that reminds me: please bury me with my Harry Styles gif collection.

I think she forgot meal 8

It’s always “12 almonds” like if you have 14 you will explode.

I hope Taylor’s people didn’t really expect anyone to buy that mess. She’s so obvious. It’s hilarious.

Meal one: For breakfast, Khloé downs one scoop of whey protein powder with one tablespoon of almond butter and a fruit of her choice blended with ice and water and made into a shake.

Comey did it better, TSwift.

“artist commonly referred to as a snake emoji”

Manipulating someone into suicide at age 17 is what you call a nonsensical decision? You might be as fucked up as she is.

Im sure youd feel the same if she made your son kill himself.

She’s a despicable sociopath. End of story.

Yay, live the best you. Boo, you seem insufferable.

Rolled my eyes so hard I have a headache.

I don’t see their relationship ending well.

Exhausting is the perfect term for mommy bloggers

It’s hard because well, I like Kesha, and I think Jerry is a jerk. But also I don’t want to be hugged against my will. LIKE AT ALL.

I think he’s an asshole, I would never want a hug from him, and I support his right to reject said hug.

I absolutely support a person’s right to say no. No unwanted attention, no unwanted touching. Ever.