Even Rachel Ray is a better cook than her.

I get bothered by Nigella’s use use of corsets to get an insect-like silhouette.

Whoa. No need to go crazy. Giada kind of sucks, but I’m not sure Rachel Ray even counts as a cook.

After watching it I’ve decided I like all three of them less.

I’m with you. I have self-diagnosed VAD (Vicarious Anxiety Disorder) which makes me phobic in anticipation of someone failing in public. Competitive figure skating is enough to induce a stroke.

One could say, too many:

I have absolutely no sane reason why, but...

“How do you make [the risotto] in the first place, though?” she asks while scooping up some of the questionably sourced leftover risotto. De Laurentiis says nothing.

Fun fact: her Dad was a shark.

Nicole Kidman is someone I’ve always felt is dealing with dark brain shit behind the superficial calm, so I think we should be nice to her.

Is there a service where Bobby watches all of your television for you and serves up these kinds of recaps? Talk about a delightful time saver.

Going forward I’m going to tell everyone to shut the fuck up because I have too low a smoke point.

Uncomfortable television makes me physically itchy, so I will not watch this, but the recap was a delight. Thank you, Bobby. :)

I did not miss the W years. But I’m starting to.

I have no love lost for James Comey, who I do think impacted the election, and no I don’t think HRC was blameless.

Looks like it’s her way to say “you guys are two ugly drunks”.

Did you actually watch the performance? He’s a classically trained dancer who just did amazingness

agreed, tom recently lamented about how he doesn’t get to be hot very often.

Can someone please give Tom Holland all of Kendall Jenner’s modeling contracts? The man can BRING IT.