DOUBLE NEGATIVE

Why not? Everybody else has pile-drived her…

His tenure on All That was sublime.

I pledge allegiance…to the flag…

Why? It's funny. He gets paid. That's fine.

As someone who has Tourette's Syndrome, I agree.

Typical Big Mushroom…

That's it. This is it. I'm done. Through. It's over. I'm gone. Finished. Over. I will never work for you again. Look at you. [laughing] You think you're an important man? Is that what you think? You are a laughingstock. You are a joke. These people are laughing at you. You're nothing! You have no brains, no ability,…

Sundans?

I had pony.

Nothing has been original for a while and it looks damn funny so I'm in.

Soda? How 'bout MUG? Mug Costanza.

Who doesn't?!

JERRY SEINFELD'S A FUNNY GUY!

Who told you to put the balm on?

The SNES had an amazing overall sound. The soundtrack to Chrono Trigger still gets to me. Seriously. It's amazing.

You Margotta be Kiddin' me!

May I just say that I adore your username? Also, I applaud your tipping skills.

Well, the "Hit" part anyway.

KAPEEEWWWWW