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True. I also liked the scene where he's chasing Kramer and Risk down the street. Knight said he took dancing lessons, as he knew no one would expect a fat guy to be so nimble.

YOU'RE NOT CHINESE

Nah…that's a Fast and Furious script.

Don't be riddickulous.

Chappaquiddick 2: Better Off Ted

Chuck Chuck Bo Buck…

This is tremendous.

R-E-C-Y-C-L-E Recycle!

No he's not…he WAS bald.

Ted Danson isn't even on the network anymore!

Jason Alexander's white, flowing locks on Criminal Minds need some love.

Fantastic.

Damn, that's a scene.

George: I'm sorry. I can't live knowing that Ted Danson makes that much more than me. Who's he?
Jerry: He's somebody!
George: What about me?
Jerry: You're nobody.
George: Why him? Why not me?
Jerry: He's good, you're not.
George: I'm better than him!
Jerry: You're worse! Much much worse.

That's a smashing idea, ol' bean!

Am I the only one that had to read the headline like 12 times before it made sense?

Yippee ki yay, Mister Falcon.

End of what?

Roseanne wasn't "mean"?