Glenn Beck peaked at his Cheers cameo.

Or Tourette's Syndrome.

That time Alec Baldwin tried to boy-cot you? That was pretty funny.

But what about Tugger?

Eh, it's all been done.

Definitely. I have Tourette's (and diarrhea, on occasion) and I don't want to be associated with that asshat.

Well, having to nuke two cities was a pretty crappy situation, so…

Please. Tell us more.

There are "theatre takeovers" being planned in multiple cities in which people (including "pro athletes", apparently) are giving out tickets for this in order to "change lives". I hate people.

We'll meet again, don't know where, don't know when!……

What's the deal with uranium?

Hahaha it describes it as a "gentle tale"……OF MASS DEATH.

Seriously, what a disgusting premise.

Is the little boy's mother named Enola Gay? I heard she had quite a delivery.

Hirsch? I'll never forgive that son of a bitch for supplying the Keebler Elves with all those weapons.

I would NEVER do such a thing, good sir.

This is awesome. That pic of Lucas leaning against the camera, though…

While I agree about chasing Fallon, this bit doesn't exactly show that Conan is "running on fumes." It was pretty damn funny.

Of course! If I remember LaFarge, who was on screen for around 30 seconds for the entire series, then I obviously know ol' Ricky.

How many shades of grey?