I don't really care about achievements, I'm looking for useful applications or little time-wasters.

Got a windows phone recently.

Badum-tish!

I got the special edition Assassin's Creed Revelations on PS3 and The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword this morning... now I don't know where to start.

The point still stands though, and actually is even stronger when taking that into consideration.

The were founded in 1889.

A booklet containing blueprints and artwork of the game came with the 25th anniversary collection.

Seeing the people that are running for POTUS, I would tend to disagree.

"Also, and maybe I'm the only one here, but did anyone else wonder why Jacobs (you) was driven in any way to help these Resistance guys that come out of nowhere to help you?"

There could be indigenous recruits, yes, but I was referring to the implications that all these non-european, pre-colonial cultures would somehow form assassin brotherhoods on their own.

No, no, you misunderstand me. I want to thank whoever causes you to nerdrage.

Who pissed in your cereals? Please tell me so I can thank him.

After mutant Nazi's and mutant Tibetans, mutant Fungi!

I know, it was kinda tongue in cheek, but note that the game is actually called revengeance, not revengenace.

Look up "portmanteau".

It is.

Guess he learned a new fancy word on TvTropes and wanted to try it out. =P

Even if I agree, you're not on topic.

Nope.

Germany.