As a millennial I can assure you this is not a meme.

Expect Raymond Felton to weigh in soon. His workout bonus depends on it.

His brother, a professor at Cal, had no comment and swiftly flew away from the swarm of reporters.

Ah that explains why the champions at Westminster never repeat

[doesn’t post meme of Jordan crying]

I hope they get Mike Fratello; headline: “Suns Turn to White Dwarf”

The major question, of course, is whether L.A. has enough apathy to support two teams rather than just one.

I still don’t think he’s binged her.

Pretty adorable in the classroom, but I bet it got awkward at recess when he was the last one picked for kickball.

No Australian has ridden the coattails of black men this well since Iggy Azalea.

Dana White can go shove his turdsport up his Trump-fucking ass.

As always, there’s nothing as quite as smile-inducing as a room full of ecstatic college football players.

“We got money, you broke-ass nigga. We got money.”

How’d you guys figure out which one of you would be the straight man?

Lacob’s Splatter

Obscure Christmas Special Alex Gordon

Doug, you can’t fight a nickname, it only makes it stick more. You have to learn to accept it. You’ll even grow to like it. You will, I swear! Trust me.

Fell down seven times, got up, ate.

Well, I’m glad I didn’t take that guy in my survival pool this week.