If he comes back, he comes back. If not, we’re good without him.

No. Yes.

HBC wants to know who the hell this guy thinks he is.

“You ain’t no real nigga. You a white boy, you preppy, you rich boy.”

I know this might sound crazy and not the issue at hand, but I would take Phil as my basketball coach over Kevin Draper. If I were to tweet, draper would be the man tho.

Obligatory.

Hearing “SEC” uttered, Dan Gilbert immediately bolted from Quicken Loans Arena.

Here’s the answer straight from the horse’s mouth.

“Binary sexuality”... Is that just a bunch of ones and zeroes humping?

I want her to have my babies

stanazololmets

I get that DS is general interest and not very nerdy, and, honestly the NBA nerds have been tough on Jackson this year, too. But there are some flaws in this analysis:

For all the basketball he allegedly watches, and all the great minds he name drops as having had conversations with, he doesn't analyze anything. Why is Kyrie a good player other than the fact that people say he's a good player? Simmons has become a parody of himself.

Wade:

What cancer treatment does to your body, mind & soul is so much more brutal than I can put into words. Seeing that Sager sparkle start to return is wondrous. It's a little jolt of hope for a lot of us fighting to come back too.

Johnson: Would you like to see Sunderland?

At least we know that this isn't another Adrian Peterson-type situation because Hamilton has never been a switch hitter.