Angry Beavers is dating yourself? You’re in your 20s, dude.

People who fuck solely based on physical attractiveness are the reason this world is shit.

I am so pissed about that. I looked at reddit and they basically said the guy they interviewed was a veteran/knew his shit, but Baltimore did this young blood program and basically replaced him and other veterans with novices who botched everything. So not necessarily a conspiracy in that part—but just so…

That they like brought in something bloody in newspaper and *told* him it was her vagina? That was weird af.

I don’t think she was jealous at all. Nancy dragged her to the party (Barb didn’t want to go!) to basically keep her from sleeping with Steve/getting drunk. Barb does her job like a true friend and Nancy is like “nevermind you can go.” I’m glad they didn’t go slut shamey and kill Nancy like lots of horror movies do,…

*butts in uninvited*

I have tried my damndest but I love his family (my grandparents, aunts and uncle). He gave me a book from the dollar store for Christmas (same present he gave his coworkers). I once made the mistake of letting him watch my cats during a two week vacation (with a backup, luckily) and he neglected them for over a week.…

I was diagnosed with a very mild case and although my machine is as quiet as a church mouse compared to my grandma’s old one I cannot force myself to use it. I used it religiously for 90 days or whatever you’re required, but stopped soon after. Hearing about Carrie Fisher will make me start again though... but I just…

Yeah I never understood the whole killing animals which have more developed brains at that point (and is not residing in another being’s uterus) is somehow ok, but abortion is wrong. Makes no sense.

Much like Comey I have the receipts: http://collider.com/chris-evans-captain-america-gifted-interview/

But that’s a movie though. I hear he’s a dog person irl.

My friend’s dad is a former chef—he cooks amazing food. That being said, an outrageous amount of chefs smoke (wouldn’t that affect their palate? Idk). Anyway none of these sound like good options just stick with the dog.

Ding ding ding! If you *really* want to have a relationship with a student—wait until they have graduated (ideally) or at the very least are no longer taking your class. That takes the power dynamic out of it.

I used to think men should shave their legs and pits and now I think no one should and we should be all covered in hair... actually no I’m sorry I was thinking of us all being cats. That’s what I want.

I like this joke, but am going to be a wet blanket and say we shouldn’t joke about killing gay sex workers (since that sadly happens way too much), we *should* joke about killing white frat boys.

I’ll stick to my panties which are 2 for $4, *and* come in plus sizes, thank you very much.

I’ll stick to my panties which are 2 for $4, *and* come in plus sizes, thank you very much.

Thanks for saying this—plus sizes being left out is almost always the norm and it bums me out.

Thanks for saying this—plus sizes being left out is almost always the norm and it bums me out.

OMG I HAD FORGOTTEN ABOUT THAT MOVIE. Fuck me and my Johnny Depp crush.

What bullshit granola are y’all eating? It certainly isn’t the 95% sugar, 5% oats stuff in my cereal.

I’ve never had it happen with Huggable Hangers, can’t speak to Amazon though but they usually have good stuff.

I’ve never had it happen with Huggable Hangers, can’t speak to Amazon though but they usually have good stuff.