49? FFS. He looks like he’s in his 60s—I swear hate ages people (see Kellyanne).

Yeah in high school we totally just changed each other’s answers and that was 10 years ago... why are teachers still doing this?

Probably not totally legal, but you can use the Hola app to access sites as if you’re in another country.

Yeah I mean the guy only violently assaulted and raped his first wife, slapped his son, and sexually assaulted multiple women—really, it’s a huge stretch to think he might be abusive.

He’s not just a regular moron. He’s the product of the greatest minds of a generation working together to create the dumbest moron that ever lived.

I’m not a vegetarian but try to cut down on all cow products since cows are terrible for the environment.

Times this by a thousand if you are a woman over 6'. In fact, that’s my advice to the guy—date EXTREMELY tall women. They’re having as hard of a time as you.

I tried to go to a women’s strip club (aka the more common one) with my gal pals in college and they said we couldn’t go in without a man to accompany us. I don’t know about the legality, but it’s common.

Also the endangered species list is political af.

Bodies are weird! And there are so many hymen myths!

It took me YEARS to figure out where my vag was (ok, like 1-2 years tops) but I always knew, “oh hey, went too far, that’s my butt.” Although when I did finally find it I was surprised how close they are.

It’s Aphrodite’s Mirror and Mars’s Dick.

I’m going!

My brother hated any evidence of me having my period. I usually wrapped up my used pads in the wrapper, so they were as contained as possible. However, since he was such a baby about it, I stopped wrapping them and acted oblivious as to why he was so offended by my “Japanese flags” (get it—white with a red splotch,…

You’re never safe. Been fat all my life and still get followed by creeps. Being fat helps though. Plus you get to eat what you want, which is so worth it, screw the haters.

I’m her same age (27)... And damn it we are “in our twenties” until we turn 30.

Yeah no Tay’s parents are rich af (although probably not as rich as the Mara’s) and moved to Nashville just so she could pursue her singing career.

No, it’s not—but it was a rich and fancy summertime outdoor party, so it would’ve been more fashionable to eat salads and fish or something. Now if he was just doing it because he didn’t care about fashion that would be fine, but it sounded like he was just a controlling asshole who only ate what he wanted to and…

Yeah and even then he only likes red meat. I read an article I wish I could find where Ivana was serving like steak and potatoes or something, even though it was like the middle of summer because that’s all he eats.