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“Also, they show up at the break of dawn and want to come into your house!”

This whole story is honestly so beautiful.

If they’re describing women as 5'10" 120#, that’s a dead giveaway right there.

This petty AF but I don’t even care. -“I love that it’s all natural so I don’t ever have to worry about her putting it all over her face.” - The Elizabethans might have something to say about whether ‘natural’ means ‘safe’. *Coughleadfacepowdercough*

I HATE “live, laugh, love” plaques! Aaaarrrggh

I’m so tired of white grey and black or cream, taupe and brown design looks. I love this woman’s apartment though.

I work as a designer in home fashions and i just gotta say - it’s everyone elses fault! It’s what sells - and also it’s the buyers that work for these stores that make the call - honestly, it’s often just one person’s preference at the end of the day.

Reminds me of a pet peeve I acquired recently. I’m looking for a house, and as some of you maybe know, the people who stage houses all buy their cheap interior decorations from the same places. So I’ve been seeing tons of these types of rugs, one after the other, every single day.

1. I own a restaurant. While I don’t have kids, I have always allowed my staff to bring their kids to work. Their well-behaved kids. Sometimes even well-behaved kids get a little wild, and then their parent tells them to cool it and go play upstairs. Kids will be kids. But the ceremonial unveiling of the sphincter,

From baby buttholes to tofurkey sausages, this whole article made me vaguely nauseated.

The last time I saw a super hero movie in the theatre or even at all (before wonder woman) Michael Keaton was batman. I think I went against my will with my parents. Super heros aren’t my thing. However, I binge watched Jessica Jones and I saw Wonder Woman. I didn’t just buy a movie ticket. I went to the fancy theatre

Yeah, I get like that sometimes. Part of the reason why Rome is a top 10 TV show of all time for me.

So let’s say someone is throwing a, I dunno, Stranger Things wedding. That means that if their grandmother, great-uncle who has a walker, favorite cousin, etc. don’t feel like dressing up like Eleven, they should just RSVP no? People can do whatever they want, but that makes it seem less like “we’re having a wedding

I mean, “just don’t go to the wedding” is not always such a simple option. What if it’s a cousin? What if it is your boss? Your good friend? Your husband’s best friend? Now you have to balance their lack of being reasonable with the repercussions in your life.

My dad is a liberal 58-year old science nerd who has no interest in pop culture, but who likes to keep up on the basics for when he gets on Jeopardy and there’s a “pop music” category.

Exactly! I’ve thought many times of writing some type of article actually about the really interesting social commentary that Christie put into Poirot’s character. I find it quite relevant to today and I also think it’s interesting that it’s so developed- this is really unlike her Tommy and Tuppence or even Miss

Here you go! It’s not exactly a purse, but I use it as one for every day stuff (not for fancy night out, but otherwise I always have it with me) : )

Wow, hello kindred spirit! I agree with everything you’ve said! I got my teenager so into Poirot that she often answered “No no no no 36 times NO” to being asked to put the dishes away

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ALL of the Poirot episodes are on Netflix, and it’s still a damn delight to watch. For fun, play the “Oh wow, that’s the Brit actor so-and-so before they were famous!” game: