If it was an overseas flight (assuming it wasn’t), you could buy an American college education for the price difference between economy and first class.

I just came here to say this is a fabulous picture of Rosie Perez. She looks beautiful!

Wait. That’s boobies! These are tits.

Gawd.

It would be.

I read your post and spit ice tea on my monitor, laughing. Thank you?

The weird part is, you didn’t even have the music on.

I like you.

That was when I realized Julie Roberts is probably not a nice person.

Are these earthworms? I feel like this hamburger is garnished with worms.

IT WORKED. YOU ARE A GENIUS.