Which brings me to another point. If Sanders is SOOOOO accomplished why is Vermont so fucked? All it has to show for Sanders is a bunch of military planes the city didn’t even want. 

Hah. You don’t know much about Vermont. People who CAN’T STAND Sanders were willing to put him up in the nomination because they love VERMONT and they want something important to come from this shithole state. I know people that HATE Sanders and still wanted him to win for that reason.

Did you MANAGE the horse stable? No, you didn’t. You didn’t train the horses, show them, or manage the operation.

That’s exactly how I feel. He doesn’t care about the issues. He only cares about his savior complex. 

Did your dad have the most stressful job in the country?

I’d lose all respect for anyone who threw support behind Bernie. Of all the candidates he’s the one that most badly needed to stay the fuck home this time. 

Yes those were the same claims made before Hillary mopped the floor with him in 2016. Next. 

Bernie will get obliterated in a debate. 

He isn’t though. That’s just what Jezebel wants to be true. 

And I thought he hadn’t accomplished anything - but he saved the caucases. Slow clap.

Oh my LAWD not this again. A snowball on the sun has a better chance of survival than Bernie.

Ignore the headlines and read the facts. Bernie is not doing well in this contest. 

Soooo Hillary actually DID create a universal health care policy. Bernie just yelled about it.

“roll call king” is damning with faint praise though. 

He...named a post office

He...demonstrably has not. Dude has not accomplished jack shit. Speaking as a Vermonter.

Huh, I’m in Vermont and the local reporting has been much...chillier about this.

Tells us something about men, doesn’t it?

Sure you do, lol.

You don’t remember that story because you weren’t salivating for something to criticize Bernie for.