Who has to work in 8 hours? THIS PARTYING MOTHERFUCKER RIGHT HERE, THAT'S WHO!

HAH! Though, for the record, I always thought the best way to become a man was to let a sweet transvestite from Transylvania spend seven days with you.

I would have said poop and people falling.

This has never been an issue in the Sims 3. Everyone can table dance there. Then again, they don't get real booze, just juice, so I guess we still have one up on those sneaky mindless bastards.

Yay!

I disagree with emmettdoyle90. Burning shit is always cool.

Is that the one called "Home" with the crazy murderous inbred family? That one was fucked all. Also great is the one that takes place at the "freaks and geeks" town and the one with the worm man.

There is sangria wine and also a few sweet ones from around the world. The southern east coast makes a lot of sweet reds and flavored wines. There's also stuff like Pelee Island Semi-sweet Merlot, Vino Sweet Red, Legacy late Harvest Pinot Noir and Rosa Regale. So yeah, there's something out there for you!

You might also like Albarino which is a Spanish wine that has generous acidity, a medium body and peach and apricot aromas.

Hmm, this one is a little harder for me. The only one I've ever really had besides mimosas is root beer with prosecco. Which was yummy.

Okay, the pinot grigio I am not familiar with, but based on the tasting profile online I would recommend Kris Pinot Grigio which runs around $10 at my store. [wine.com] has it at around $13. It has tangerine, apricot and blossom, good minerals and fruit. Nice acidity. Stellina di Notte makes a slightly more subtle…

You are drinking so much because it is delicious. And it makes you happy. Also, it might be bad. Water helps. Try not to think about it.

Try some Riesling for over the summer. It's a very versatile grape for white wine that can be anything from dry to extremely sweet. Washington state has some great Rieslings coming out right now. Look for Pacific Rim or Chateau St. Michelle Rieslings, both around or under $10. Both companies do a dry, medium, and late…

Perrier, root beer, frizzante and sweet tea

I'm bored. If you have questions about wine you should ask me.

The only thing I'll post tonight that needs to have a trigger warning:

Also you should try New Age! It's a white blend from Argentina that I think you'll like. the bottle claims that it's used to make a popular cocktail there where people pour it over ice and garnish it with a lime. Sounds awesome for the upcoming warm weather.

I feel like I'm on a list-making role on here. But it might just be built-up Jezness from having been gone so long. It may not last.

Things to know about curing hangovers:

Hehehehe.