He founded the Washing Times? Is that the Washington Times-Mirror now? Because that newspaper is terrible. Worst newspaper ever.

Had my bachelorette party last night. We just went to a bar and got drunk, no penis crowns or anything. Well the owner of the bar did make me drink out of a straw through a blow up doll when he found it what we were celebrating, but it was all in good fun. Didn't make me uncomfy or anything, I laughed and made a bunch…

Shits given by my fiance that I'm not taking his name - 0

I thought it was wonderful when I was younger. I probably haven't read it in almost 10 years but it left a lasting impression on me in terms of what life/death really means as a young pre-teen. This is it, I think: http://www.amazon.com/Zink-Cherie-Bennett/dp/0440228107

I once built my boyfriend a journal and put an HR Giger print straight from the man's basement on the cover. Not really related, but I do get to brag that I can build books from scratch!

Thats great she was rehabilitated. It's too bad out prison system is fucked and that is not something that normally happens behind bars. Especially if you are black or hispanic. I mean, last week (or the week before) a mentally disable (black) man was executed for crimes he couldn't understand, so even though this…

Aw! But my dream in life was to shame women for inconsequential choices they make! How am I supposed to go on living knowing it's not okay to some woman to be told how to raise their or children or lack thereof? Life becomes meaningless, I say.

Man, I really wanted to like Ochocinco, too. He was just so funny on the field, talented and with a sense of humor. But if this turns out to be true he can go eat a bag of dick flavored doritos.

This kind of reminds me of a young adult novel I read as a teenager called "Zink" (I think?) based on a girl's short story/drawing while she was dying of leukimia. She kind of goes between the real world and this other world where she is a hero among zebras, but the end of the novel the girl basically asks permission…

Aren't they so edgy and original, upholding the status quo like that.

I want some. Especially if they suped it up with minispikes to make the chips 3d.

Nothing will beat the South Park episode where they do Great Expectations. Best rendition ever. I've never seen so many dead cartoon bunnies in my life. And I love Merry Melodies and Looney Tunes.

I hate that shit. I'm still pretty young but I'm getting married next month and people make those comments to me all the time. I usually say "Maybe they learn out to make ones that don't shit themselves" or "Ew!"

I love 'delicate man-flower.' That what I feel like I'm dealing with sometimes when I confront my friends about certain sexist aspects of our culture that they emulate. (I swear I'm more fun at parties than I sound.)

My school's policy made more sense. We tested anyone of being a Nickleback fan and chucked them from the school in a formal ceremony. I mean, literally chucked them. It may have been harsh, but you know, Nickleback leads to Godsmack and then who knows what you're going to have showing up in kid's backpacks.

I think there was a TNG episode where that happened.

Luigi would be deeply disappointed in that commenter's shuffle. It is broke ass and stiff like a manilla envelope glued to a beige wall.

tbh I don't trust any politicans. I do like Hillary but man, if I was to get started on what I actually believe about politics, David Icke's Reptilians would look like frat boys playing a prank.

I would try not working on ships because those are prone to bad luck and horribly devised escape plans.

Also, fuck the door opening part of chivalry. I say we all hold the doors open for everyone - until they get right up in there and you can let it slam in their nerdy faces! Jocks forever <3 !