NOOOOO I do not want to go to work, work is just a place for jerks. I do not want to go I say, can't I just work another day?

Hahaha, that's great. Tee hee indeed.

France? Fuck that, Bieber, you're rich, son. Let's go to Mars.

I don't have any advice but you made my heart explode with that gorgeously adorable torti you got there.

You should tell your man how it made you feel. If it hurts you that much then he needs to know so that 1) he won't do it again in the future and 2) it's not something you begin to resent him for. You don't have to listen to that if you don't want to.

This whole thread makes me so happy. Way to step it up, guys.

Hah, there were so many little girls at my old work who wanted to be figure skaters after this movie came out. I'd be all, "So what makes you want to be an ice skater?" And they'd say, "Well, there was this movie...." "Ice Princess?" And their not-yet-scarred-from-falling-head-first-onto-ice faces would beam like the…

We called it on Jezebel like months ago that this would happen, I swear. There was an article about Dance Moms and a couple other people and I were talking about how this is what they were really missing out on.

I always buy a box of grade-school type Valentines and hand them out to my friends. This year I wanted to do 3D Original Trilogy Star Wars ones, but then I saw an ad for them re-releasing the Phantom Menace (but in 3D!) and my grudge against George Lucas reemerged. Now I might make my own with hands giving the finger…

I saw Hostel. I know what's up.

Haha. I actually can't stand her music but I also love her very much. She was also quite wonderful in Saved! and all around seems to be a really awesome person.

Someone get that kid some pants.

My fear of heights has kept my off of airplanes all of except three times: flying back to the US from Japan as an infant when I didn't have a choice and flying to Washington state and back again to the East coast for my sister's wedding. Though, maybe this is a similar feeling: Going on a giant waterslide and having…

Hahaha. Your dad sounds cool and so do you.

I have a slight phobia of automatic doors and stuff. This doesn't help. Every time I step into the metro or get on an escalator I wonder if it's my turn to be maimed by machines. Which is actually the title of the children's book I'm writing. It's hard to find a publisher.

Hahahaha so awesome! Love it.

Yeah, like it's okay to terrify her and mentally torture her and make her think he's going to physically harm her, but oh, he's too good of a guy or something actually hurt her physically? Total BS.

She's got tits of steel, that woman. She is quite an inspiration to us all.

AH! yes, I do remember that! What a bunch of embarrassing BS. Also, hearted!

Yeah, I was working yesterday and I saw two strapping young lads walking through the grocery store giggling and holding hands and pecking each other on the cheek. I am most certain they extremely and adorably gay.