That's what I get for writing posts drunk. Always take myself way too seriously, and then I get attacked by blood-thirsty cats.

Wait. The term cougar when applied to older women fucking younger man is sexist. The actual feline, cougar, is not offensive, though deadly. If I didn't know any better I'd think, in fact, I'd think they are promoting the sexist connotation by disagreeing with the terminology, rather than accepting that Cougar is the…

I don't have the guts to Google a cake for this, even though it's such an awesome #cotd that is deserves the effort.

The most sexy thing about sexy is if you can be sexy without effort but only by killing yourself in the process of looking effortless.

Step 1: Drink a bunch of whiskey.

I could possibly forgive him for being a sexist asshat, but I can never forgive him for being so dreadfully unfunny.

Oooooh yay I love suggestions! I'll definitely check out some of this stuff. After all, I did get paid today... *cue maniacal laughter*

Yes! I dropped Kick-Ass 2 because of the rape scene which I thought was poorly done. Normally I can stomach that kind of thing but there was something about it that rubbed me the wrong way. The ones I'm seriously into at the moment are Buffy, the Boys, Rachel Rising and finishing up Transmetropolitan. I also like some…

Heh, it really does, doesn't it? BTW I'm not stalker-y or anything but I was reading your comment history and I wanted to say that I think it's so cool you write and edit comic books. I love comic books (the two-faced cat from Transmetropolitan is my icon here.) And before I pulled out that picture from Road Trip I…

"The next thing I'm going to do is slouch"

Seriously lady, you're an idiot. It's like someone took all the stupid and put it in your brain.

"People accept the love they think they deserve."

To the stomach! That's a crazy story there. Stranger than fiction, as they say...

Scientists say her name appearing on any more movie posters could rip a hole in the universe and suck us all out into unknown and terrifying dimensions. A couple of spunky college students, luckily, are on top making sure she remains nameless in promotions for her movies, but nevertheless, she's still cranking them…

"annual dolphin hunt in the Pacific"

When my guy wasn't spending money because of me, he was blowing it on CDs. Dozens of CDs. Whenever possible.

If you look behind her, there's a lady carrying the same dress on a hanger in the photo.

Pictured: Kris Jenner and Kim Kardashian discussing the family's future prospects.

Aw, I'm happy for you. Living together is fun. It's like sleepovers every night.

I think "Shit No One Says" is my favorite.