I suggest kicking these people in the ass and if they say something be all, "What? You can't get mad, it's historical now."

I say they let her reinstate it but force her to uphold ii very strictly. Anyone whose skin color adds up to anything more than 0 on a RGB color is not only not allowed to go into the pool, but they aren't allowed to live at the apartment building. That should help her keep the place clean.

Hehehe, I was a little confused before you edited, but now I see what you did there. Nice.

Hey now, being part of a oppressed group obviously means you have a PHD in how people feel about stuff. For instance, I am a woman. Therefore I have authority to talk about racism even though I am a whitey mcwhiterson.

Seriously. She makes me feel like an awkward teenage girl again, with all that confidence and style. Hmm. Now I feel like doing my hair and putting on makeup. 'Scuse me while I go pretend to be a beautiful French woman.

That is such an adorable photo! I love your hat! And your doggie!

I think what these pics obviously say, and I can say this as a trained body-language scientist, is that brad and Angie are on the edge of a breakup and once it happens the universe will implode and time will fold in upon itself.

Heh. I think part of the joke is that assumption.

I agree. It actually almost makes it look like reproductive rights including the right to choose, but not limited to education and access to doctors, birth control and STD prevention would actually help other people who are in this girl's situation.

I'm going to jump on this train a little late and say that obviously, based on this woman's cute quirkiness and the shape of her face, it's gotta be Kristen Wiig. Especially since it will be a touching, off-beat comedy.

I know it's all about Neville being hot, which he is, but I can't stop staring at Rupert and Daniel's shirts of each other.

But then what will I use for the wall of my special game day party plate?

What? No, I'm fine. No, these aren't tears.

I met my husband at the grocery store. My husband also happens to be a 25 pound lobster.

I think the key to bringing food from overseas is to either make it something that can't be consumed easily or to make it look as unappealing as possible. Pie is too messy to be secretively devoured. Something like the cupcake in a jar probably could have used a box around it that said, "Liver pudding" or something…

The fake baby bump is a cover up on its own. Being a cyborg, Jay Z was originally unable to impregnate Beyonce with his hybrid sperm. Unwilling to sacrifice Jay Z's and her own superior genes for more conventional methods like sperm donation or adoption, Beyonce spent months in her labs studying genetic engineering…

I imagine it's the most appropriate dessert to match my hamburger in a can...

Same here. We would often have to sit on each other's laps during middle school. Luckily, they built several more schools during my time in the learny-jail so there isn't as much of a problem with overcrowding in this area anymore.

Exactly! I can't believe it's legal to have that many kids on the bus with only one adult who is preoccupied with getting them to school without crashing to supervise.

From the second link: "Authorities said there were approximately 74 children on the bus."