@Rote Zora: I am not a parent, but if I had a baby tomorrow, there is no way I'd ever think leaving it alone in the bathtub, or unsupervised at all, really, was okay.

Eva Longoria's dress reminds me of a big whale tail, the way it sits on the ground.

@iroqdemic: I did not shag her in a car.

@That-Dude: On the first teacher work day at one of the districts I worked at, they showed this to us. I was new to the district, sitting in an auditorium with thousands of employees, near some new colleagues, bawling like a baby. I was embarassed, 'til I looked up and saw all of my new colleagues bawling, too!

@lalie (apologetic mess): He and Shakespeare are LIKE THIS *crosses fingers* doncha know?

Is "writerly" even a word?

@Calisee: *slow clap*

@lizlemonade: What a tragic loss—all six of these people, but especially a bright, caring girl with nothing but future ahead of her. Cut short by a bullet. Her poor family.

@shaken.not.stirred: Now *that's* beauty.

@quirkywinona: If it's the fancy silver, sure. My mom got a set as a wedding gift and I know she doesn't want my sister-in-law getting her hands on it.

Let us not forget "Brassed Off!"

In some languages, my name means "God's Pearl."

@badmutha: Nice! I'm a former Air Force Brat, so I get the whole military life thing. Thanks for the good wishes, too. I'm currently on unemployment in Cali, which sucks.

I am applying for dept. of defense teaching positions and thinking it might be fun to live abroad again. I taught in England in the 2004-2005 school year, so I know I can do it. Just a matter of finding a job!

Everyone who says Spacey just needs to come out already needs to ask themselves one thing—what if he isn't homosexual?

You're surprises at the names Fival and Sage when the boy is called Booboo?

@cisum88note: My parents met in August of '67, got engaged in September '67, married in February '68. Still together, still best friends.

@TheGintheCity: I think the best rule of thumb would be to assume they ARE and change your passwords just for safety's sake. My email doesn't seem to have been compromised, but I changed everything anyway. Not a bad idea on the Internet these days to change up your passwords from time to time.

@mosaiclobster: Probably not overly worried, my password wasn't the same as for many other accounts, but I went ahead and changed everything just because I'd rather be safe than sorry.

@myprozacdream: In addition, they can get female doctors in to address health needs, maternal healthcare, and a slew of other issues, as in a lot of these places, women cannot be doctors, and cannot be treated by male doctors.