Woohoo, Gabby! I'll pay to see that.

Kristen, I hate to break it to ya, but I was once offered a job in a strip club...just walking down the street. So...

@oaktree89: I'm not big on the hydro oils, trans fats and stuff either. I avoid foods with high fructose corn syrup, and I prefer whole wheat to white and processed.

@oaktree89: Kids need milk and grains and fruits and veggies—and I'm gonna say it—the occasional cupcakes and cookies. With frosting and sprinkles, even. This poor child.

Who else loves that he's down on his hands and knees peering inside like a curious little boy? He's probably firing off dozens of questions. Those kids look so proud!

@Greasy Thumb Guzik: It does build character. Last week, I ended up in the ER unable to breathe properly. Diagnosis: asthmatic bronchitis (I've never been asthmatic in my life, but there you go). The bill? Hasn't arrived yet and I dread seeing what they will charge me.

@lapsesinlogic: Absolutely. I have a policy of only being friends with former students who are out of school, too.

A man who loves to read totally turns me on. I get visions of cuddling on the couch on a rainy day with no crappy TV noise as we both sit with hot tea or coffee, noses in books, occasionally stopping to comment on something we've read, or read out loud a funny passage.

Very intersting article, Dodai! Thanks for sharing your experiences, and thanks to Wagner for letting you follow him.

Asked why she did it, she says "for personal satisfaction... because it burns Rebecca Rose's ass raw."

@FlowbeeBryant: I think you're right. The Nazi uniform was all over MSNBC yesterday (Chris Matthews, Keith Olbermann, and Rachel Maddow all talked about it) but not one mention of Krystal Ball.

@emmajeanbarker: Wow, so is she still in denial? What happened once she had the baby?

Right, people: If the universe listens to me, Ann, Chris and Kayla end up in the top three. They're my favorites in terms of pictures and personality.

This looks amazing. As a teacher, I must see this and am off to get a copy right now.

@WhiskyTango: Aww, I'm sorry that your fiancee has to give up his kitties, but it's also very sweet that he's willing to do so to be with you.

@Antrack: That mix has gotta make for great pictures.

@Lou: Congrats on your COTD and your star! : )

Holy Cow!! I got a COTD! Thank you, everyone. I do love writing limericks.

@LadySoprano is a Fat-Fighting Superwoman: Though it seems harsh of me to say that Heidi Montag is a simple case of vanity.

@Gingerlime: I have to agree with you. There's a huge difference between, say, Heidi Montag, and Allison Landa.