@BabyJane: I giggled.

@blametheredline: As far as I'm concerned!

@RestroomOccupado: So is my oral fixation sexy? I chew straws. I don't smoke, but I chew on any straw in any drink until it's all crushed.

I just turned 32. I lost my teaching job this year. I'm receiving unemployment checks. I'm unmarried, exploring the possibility of a casual sex relationship with a man I've just met in the last couple of months. Since leaving college, I've never lived anywhere or stayed in a job longer than two years. I have no…

@Justine: That's totally what I wanted! But that solution fries the hair, so never again.

@BytheSea: BBB was a ton of fun. Go—it's campy and hilarious and they poke fun at EVERYONE. The hats are spectacular.

@kaitlynjordan: Piano guy asked if I wanted to take it down a key or two. I just smiled and said, "I've got a degree in this stuff." He probably thought I was drunk, but I was sober!

@Tigrrl: I don't remember the name of the bar. It was a fun place though.

@BrilliantCorners: Wasn't that just adorable?

@colbyjackcheese23: I love the darker hair. It was a huge change after 16 years of highlighting, bleaching, dying, etc. I've had soooo many compliments.

For my 30th, I went to see Beach Blanket Babylon in San Francisco, followed by a late and marvelous dinner at an Indian Restauraunt, and then I sang "Can't Help Lovin' That Man of Mine" from Showboat at a gay bar. I was a hit. The piano player looked like he doubted my ability to hit the high notes...I showed him!

@baseballchica03: Well, I'm down with this except that I'm eating cake with the penguins. They're a lot more fun.

@LibraryChick: That...that sounds...amazing. Can I be your friend and do this on a monthly basis?

@colbyjackcheese23: After (the before pic, I had slept with curlers in...this pic shows my naturally ruler-straight texture).

@colbyjackcheese23: Before

Okay, the little baby otter butt wiggle at the end? Made me ovulate a couple weeks early.

Mostly, it didn't appear a tampo was necessary to me, until I saw that big splotch on Anna's inner thigh.

I let my hairdresser in college talk me into a "body wave." We did not communicate what this would mean. I thought gentle, flowing waves. I got kinky-crazy curls. Going from ruler-straight to frizzy perm was traumatic. I wore my hair in a bun for months (I did not know how to straighten my hair—I'd never had to!)

@lunchcoma: God, no. It would probably give me a massive headache!

@cassiemajestic: There is a hula chair—I've seen the commercial and I think I nearly choked from laughing so hard. Let me see if I can find it...