@CircleK: This just proves your point...I had no idea she was 70. I assumed late 50s to mid-60s.

Best ever.

Yeah, Spence, whatever. I'm still not letting you into my "magical" vajayjay.

Mine is simple and to-the-point. Underneath the latest picture of me at the beach, it simply says, "You wish they all could be California Girls."

@HasAnyoneSeenMyHormones: Congratulations on taking the steps to get help! And yes, this story is obviously a sign that the drugs have overtaken his common sense.

Doesn't Jeremy London have a twin brother, Jason? Couldn't he have just tried the, "I'm the OTHER TWIN!!!" defense?

@Alohamaid: I think you're right. Also, this has got to be way more fun than having a gazillion cameras shoved in your face.

I see her on the red carpet and I think, "Yeah, she's gorgeous, but...meh."

@Admiral Babyruthless: Kleptopus!

@CorneliaFudge: You have excellent taste. That boy can SING (and he's pretty cute, too).

@GreyEminence: This is true!

@Stagtasticfantastic: Well, I have you hearted, too...probably for the same thing (it was you I had the long ole back-and-forth with about Peanuts a week or two ago, right?).

I don't know anything about this movie called War Horse, except that with a cast like that, I will probably be excited to see it.

@Stagtasticfantastic: @magnets: If my avatar doesn't clue you in, I am a lover and protector of all things Snoopy/Peanuts.

Even worse is what they did to Garfield and Alvin and the Chipmunks. Garfield worked better as a cartoon, and the movie did not draw me in at all.

How about a happy medium? I was encouraged to cultivate the close friendship I had with my childhood best friend, but also to cultivate the more superficial friendships I had through school and other activities.

I'm going to see my favorite band, Keane, in a concert next month. What do you think the odds are that the drummer, Richard, will look up, see me out there looking all cute, and maybe toss me one of his spare drumsticks with his contact info written on it?

@Kendall_A: That's sweet! Eh, let her do it and feel that she is being super-helpful.

@TheExperience: I haven't read this yet...and I have a bookstore trip in my near future.

@moonkitten: I knew I'd come of age when I went to the Rite Aid near the high school I taught at and didn't give one shit if I ran into any of my students while I had the following in my arms: A box of Tampax, a Cadbury chocolate bar, and a bottle of Bailey's.