I take that bit about Miley with a chunk of salt, but seriously—who would say that a 17-year-old knows what she wants? That's the stupidest statement ever.

@DaniFae is so into you but way too smart for you: How have I missed this in the past? Must save and use in future.

EEEEK!!! *snorglesnorglesnorgle*

@Delta Sierra: I'm not sure they can even find anyone that can play Ranger. They'll probably make Morelli more pretty-boy dumbass. Mybiggest fear is that Stephanie, in Katherine's hands, will lose the Jersey that makes her who she is.

@Delta Sierra: Totally feel ya on that. Katherine Heigl is NOT Stephanie Plum.

@ihateyourescalade: and the child is not his son.

@Admiral Ackbar: It's a trap.: Wow, learn something new every day! I am a crazy cat lady, and did not know that about buns. I was just being punny.

*sigh* They just had to hop all over Darius for his weight, didn't they?

@BabyJane: Brilliant!!

@imagenkant: I am so sorry about your daughter.

@Caeristhiona: You are using logic, and we all know that logic is not allowed.

I've never seen a male a cappella group that I've not liked. Seriously, they all seem to have this sense of fun. These guys are awesome and FEARLESS.

@世界遊牧民: I'm right there with you. I never want to gain any of the weight I've lost back. It's almost a phobia.

@pileofmonkeys: This post is so timely. Just last night I posted on my own blog that I will probably never be a mother because I nearly had a damned anxiety attack when I couldn't get a hold of my parents, who are visiting the east coast this week. They were out of cell phone range (on Jekyll Island) for ONE DAY and I…

@BBQcornnuts: Jez is good for so many things in this world.

@ImproperDancing: No, I like it. It works.

Chachi in the crotch?!?!?! I almost spewed chachi from my crotch (it's the first, thick brown day of my lezebel shitass period) reading that one.

@MakeMeSmile: So much of who we become is decided in those crucial years. I hope you find that love. You deserve it.

Wow. You have me in tears—that, all these years later, you can still feel so bad about yourself as a result of the bullying. And Kathy's message had me in tears, too.

@luciolebizarre: LOL I posted this, too...didn't see that you'd beaten me to it!