To everyone who seems so confused by her timing:

Yeah, that’s what I came here to say. Ceremony = 20 minutes of walking sedately and standing. Reception = hours of dancing, hugging, eating, drinking, and yes, getting drunk.

I thought the ceremony would be easier on the dress than cocktail hour myself, but maybe she (nor her friends) drink as heavily as me and mine.

I wore my mom’s dress from 1985 for my wedding this year and it was fucking fabulous! I did have to remove the poofy sleeves, though.

ORRRR she wants to wear her own damned dress to the ceremony and has a convenient excuse not to

This is Aunt “I hate my life” Jenny. and below is Cousin “You bitches made my life miserable” Beth

I get that Gawker needs occasional ~craaaazy Japan~ pageclicks, but come on, reportage about a handbook written like 60 years ago? COME ON. Japan has enough white perverts flocking to get a taste of that “crazy, repressed hentai culture.” Japan does not NEED THIS.

Great, are you telling me that now that guy has bought both Viagra and the female libido enhancer?

ummmmm i need to see this movie asap. also my husband needs to come home right now. *fans self/pants*

Yeah, I feel like Madeleine probably knows that, but “peaked” worked to make a joke.

Especially because his brain is behind such an adorable face!

omg this is relevant to my interests. I ADMIRE HIS BRAIN MKAY

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You just keep being perfect Tom. And keep showing that butt.

you know what else is peaked? MY INTEREST MY NIPPLES.

They may have an agreement. Regardless, it’s none of our business. What we do know is that she is a Hillary acolyte, so it shouldn’t be surprising if she makes plays from the same playbook that has Hillary poised to be the first woman president. I respect the fact that she’s doing what she thinks is best for her life…

My favorite Lit. teacher once said that the dancing was definitely “a vertical representation of an horizontal idea”;)