Hi, I’m an artist. This does not calm me. (Inking is the scariest part after putting in a lot of work on the drawing or sketch.)

If any woman had an earlier career outside of academia, it must be mentioned as it influences her current accomplishments — especially something that requires as little talent and commitment as being a ballerina.

Literally every source I see on this story talks about how the speechwriter was a ‘former ballerina’ as if that has some relevance. It’s really weird. She’s been ghost-writing Trump books for over a decade according to her brief Wikipedia page... which doesn’t even mention ballet. I mean do we call Harrison Ford a…

The flat earth things he posts are adorable.

Because it would be heartbreaking if we ever lose that childlike sense of wonder. So we go on pretending that there’s adventure ahead. Sadly, there’s usually only superfood. Which sadly, isn’t even putting capes on your carrots and making zoom noises.

You don’t have sympathy for a man who was wrongfully imprisoned? That sounds like a you problem.

Probably the much simpler technique of braiding the hair while it’s wet and then undoing it when it dries.

fuck this commercial, too

I think what constitutes “professional” is highly dependent upon the industry you’re in. Lawyers, bankers, finance folks, much traditional “business” workplaces — those are suits or half-suits (aka: suit pants/skirts and blouses for women, or suits pants and shirts but no jackets for men) or go home, period. For most…

Because it INFLUENCED HIS LOVE OF GEOGRAPHY <3 <3

If I were to ever get married I would want it to be to this man. Or someone exactly like him. READING A BOOKS YOUVE READ 8 TIMES ALREADY. God. My heart be still.

^Update: Looks like she actually does have a left foot.

lol i am so embarrassed for anne hathaway. jesus

because knocking people unconscious for no reason is dangerous

and some private schools don’t pay all that great, either, even with crazy high tuition — which is backwards.

IDEK! I’ll be there opening weekend. I’m sure it’s gonna be shit, but it’s my PROBLEMATIC FAVVVEEEEE

After your last image, I... I have to post this:

Holy shit, this is too much fuckedupedness for one story. Needs a male heir? Replacing the person she killed driving drunk? Aaaahhhh!

I read this as a warning to all other people like me: don’t say maybe to PTSA secretary because next thing you know you’re the President. Don’t say maybe to seem nicer, y’all.