Condolences on your Chevy!

reddit has /r/toosoon if you're into this. They, morbidly, have a death watch list to keep jokes ready in the pipe.

Best visited when looking for something in particular, namely, after a major death.

I'm going to go ahead and guess that The LEGO Movie missed the cutoff?

When it comes to Google, it's not advertisement, it's revealing a part of life you didn't know you needed.

I used to make $5 each time I shoveled the snow for my parents. Any week I got to shovel more than twice was damn good money for a 14 year old at the time.

Erm, what is "short waisted"? Not planning on being pregnant anytime soon, but is there something new I should be dreading?

Wow, that was actually shite. Thank you for this tl;dr because I skipped to the end to get all my disappointment at once.

Thank you. I was wondering this after browsing their website. A ribbon and some plastic spools does not a rubber-band-Lego-motor-death-machine make.

Welp, I believe in reincarnation now.

Sorry, what about Molly is harsh? She's a STEM professional who seems to single-handedly run a forensics lab in London. For her age, she is initially portrayed as meek and smitten with Sherlock's genius. By Vow, however, she:
1. has a slightly problematic but, let's face it, realistic relationship in which she…

I only wear Aerie. Bras are cute and comfy and sometimes sexy (sizing is super personal obvs, so that depends). I live for comfy undies with lots of coverage!

This doesn't look that bad, honestly. If my fashion photos looked like third generation iPhone selfies, I'd touch them up to. I would call nothing here dramatic or newsworthy.

Chardonnay, obvs.

Grew up in Edmonton. Only "snow day" I ever had was during a cold snap (we called it a SNAP in our day, not a motherfucking vortex) like this (-50c windchill) when the school busses couldn't start and couldn't make pickups. My mom drove me to school, but so few kids made it that they sent us all home. The next day,…

I recently discovered this amazing photo of Ms. Fonda and have since decked my Facebook and iPhone with its glory. Enjoy:

Fun story! When my eldest brother was born, my dad caught my mom trying to trim his eyelashes with a pair of scissors. Apparently there's a myth where she's from in the Philippines that says trimming a baby's eyelashes will make them grow out super thick.

I think the mandated life-ration is the only thing keeping me from dropping out school and crushing candy full time.

How can I get a nice, natural fade out like that? I want a neat triangle that doesn't look like the hairline of a chia pet.

"I only encounter [feminists] who wouldn't admit that I, as a [cis white man], can have an opinion that doesn't totally undermine their very existence. Not reasonable, not worth "reaching out" to, because in fact, they're fucking assholes who are pissed that life isn't going their way in every aspect and think [men]…

You know what? I think a lot of MRAs or misogynists (closeted or not) have some valid grievances. When you sit down and talk to them, they're against a lot of things that feminists are against: constrictive gender roles, unfair work environments, gender-based discrimination and assumption. These are perpetuated by us…