"We are aware that a lot of what we are selling is outlandish in a world where people are starving and have nowhere to sleep."

FALSEHOOD.

Fuck you! Fall is the best, with or without the opinion of Empress Enichladas.

FACTS ARE FOR SLUTS
-JackfreakingBauer

Yeah, no shit. See: 6/18/14. If it takes them 20 minutes to shower, get ready, AND have sex, it's probably not good enough.

It's not "clinical." It's childish. He sent it to her as she was heading to the airport for a work thing, and then refused to take her calls. So he jeopardized her work performance and refused to follow up with a conversation, which says that he doesn't want a conversation; he wants to declare victory and then run…

Meh. I always liked In-n-Out's burgers much more than The Habit's. Though The Habit has spectacular shakes; they almost taste like frosting.

Yeah, I don't know if anyone was making a straight up eugenics argument, but either way, it's completely baffling that some would justify wasting more money to demonize the poor than to help keep them alive.

You're dumb.

Sure, yeah. Lemme know how people can earn food, shelter and clothing through merit, and why they should.

Where in the article does it say that welfare would only be withheld if people tested positive for "hard" drugs?

Amen.

It's 2014. A good 5 years since Web 2.0 and oversharing really kicked off. Can we all, for the love of fuck, just accept that fairly frequently, waiters who complain about tips on social media will be fired? Can we please file examples of this in the "common knowledge" section of our collective consciousness, and…

And you don't know anything about my life story either. How do you know I don't have a terminal illness that is only relieved by calling people cancers? You don't. Stop being ignorant.

And I think your use of "ignorant" is an insult to the word.

...okay? How weirdly specific and presumptuous.

That's...cool? If I were way cool and publicly down with all genders, and then bitched about "welfare queens," I would still suck. Suckitude is not cancelled out by brief moments of potential non-suckitude.

No, I think you should back up to my favorite part of your...argument... The part where people should stop complaining about the realities of the current job market because hey, YOU have a great job! I think everyone needs to just stop and consider how good you have it before complaining about how bad they have it.

You are like cancer in my life.

...she's gone die.