Maybe a cheat sheet? With headings like “questionable political beliefs,” “baggage from parents,” “housecleaning blind spots.”

This is excellent, excellent advice.

In my admittedly limited experience, it’s more like living in an older house or an apartment that you really like but that still has stuff wrong with it. Most of the time you can ignore it, but every year for a week or two you will re-notice that the bathroom door hangs crooked and can’t be completely shut all the way…

perhaps, but it sounds as though a binder of your strengths would simply dwarf it, tbb.

Here’s my library of flaws :)

Fairly certain this is exactly how policy is currently being created in the federal government as we speak.

I mean, I love my sister to death. But I don’t think I ever get as mad at her about major things as I do when she does stupid annoying shit, like refusing to book her plane tickets until the day before, or taking my stuff without asking. If I found out she cheated on her fiance or something I’d just be like “meh,…

Same, but I got a platform and a slow news day so here we are.

Lol, seriously. Ask my ex his flaws and he’ll tell you “I’m TOO generous, and I’m too quick to help others without thinking of myself.”

LOL, main trouble is you have to love them to put up with the shit in the binder.

You can read them too, but you can’t make edits.

They should give you the first page on the first date. It should state if they are a ghoster, if they do or do not text daily, etc. The twists you go through trying to figure out if someone is ghosting or just not a big texter is no fun.

It’s a hypothetical, so: god. God will compile them.

‘Sound’ my ass. Homeboy took that L wypipo style. Surprised he didn’t make fun of your hair.

Hello Philip,

Is this really happening? We’re doing this?

I thought in shade you don’t show any of that, not outright. Shouldn’t good shade be unseen at first glance, where you can only see it when you know the backstory.

But that’s just it! If you’re on the receiving end of either of those, you’re like, “Oh, she hates me.” Shade should always leave a person asking their self, (preferably the next day,) “Wait. Did she...?”

No, goddamn it. No. It’s like nobody is even paying attention. While I’m sure that it may, under some circumstances, be possible to throw shade with a well placed picture, NONE OF THESE ARE IT.

There is only one shade emoji and it reigns supreme: