There doesn’t *need* to be two-party consent to disclose the content of an email - emails aren’t secretly recorded conversations.

“The gruesome harvesting of baby body parts by Planned Parenthood will not be allowed in Texas and the barbaric practice must be brought to an end. As such, ending the Medicaid participation of Planned Parenthood affiliates in the State of Texas is another step in providing greater access to safe healthcare for women…

Someone call Chris Hardwick. You have won the Internet.

All the fucking stars for you...this. I.AM.DEAD.

People definitely aren’t up to date on this sometimes. When I was a kid, in the 90s, we were taught that tips were 10% for bad service, 12% for average, 15% for particularly good. 20% when I got to college was like highway robbery until I got used to it.

GODDAMMIT I NEEDED TO FIND MORE STARS TO GIVE YOU

...I want more of these high-society escapades.

This is brilliant. The pictures especially sold it.

I was keeping it together until “Candelabra Eurospoon.” Then I died.

Yes, more stars!

Simply marvelous...

WHY U NO HAVE MORE STARS!?

Hahahahaha, oh Brayden, darling, did you read that delightful new Bruce Williams column in the daily print out of the internet that one of our several butlers brought us this morning?

this isn’t news to anyone who’s been through a sexual assault—i knew this twenty years ago when i was raped by an acquaintance when i was sick. i never bothered to go to the police then because i already knew at 18 there was no point and they wouldn’t listen to me, that reporting it would only make things worse for me.

As it says in the Buzzfeed article, that’s the lesson she took home from this: Never report a rape to the police. That sort of shit should only happen in horror movies. In the real world you get assaulted and the police are supposed to fucking believe you!

Gee. It's a real mystery why the vast majority of rapes are never reported.

This gif is giving me life right now!

I feel so vindicated right now:

Prince Charles cheated on Diana with Camilla. No matter how gorgeous you are and how 'attracted' your mate is, if they want to cheat they will cheat. It's not always based on physical attraction.

This was also covered in an episode of “Jane the Virgin.” Which is just one of the many reasons I love that show. Bringing real issues to the silver screen.