I died and I don’t even want kids hahaha.
I swear if I ever change my mind and decide to procreate, I will move to England and bed an Englishman and raise the child there just so I can hear him or her call me “Mum” and say other things in cute baby english accents.
::Spoiler:: He gives a THUMBS UP at the end.
Someone has been taught kindness and empathy! I’m sure he gets into some shenanigans, but he’s such a LOVE.
The way he keeps looking down at her stomach like “there’s no way it’s in there.” I want a kid like that rn. Please and thank you.
Furrows brow, “He can sleep in my bed... if he wants.”
My overies are exploding. God, I wish I could have another to make my spawn this happy.
Haha, exactly.
The clip that always hit me hardest was Barbara Bush calling the victims refugees. For me at least, the absolute perfect example for how far out of touch Republicans are with segments of the population.
So, after sitting on his ass while people drowned, he did the bare minimum that any sitting President would be expected to do (passing a disaster relief bill? Posing for staged photo ops? Holy shit that's so inspired and original!) and we're supposed to think he was somehow exceptional in his handling of Katrina?
Too much credit and not enough blame. I thought one of the benefits of the 24 hour news cycle and the internet would be the inability to re-write history in this manner.
Really? Cuz I think this fuckin' turd got more credit than he deserved on a great many topics.
I know, I was like, "Wait, Jez finally got a science writer?!"
True. We're not garden peas either, yet we share some of the same modes of genetic inheritance.
im actually 100% e coli
We have a doctor. Like, a real one, not one who plays one on TV. What is this world coming to?
I know I got really excited too! Also because I saw a bunch of people sharing that stupid fruit fly story and I rolled my eyes so much they almost got stuck in the back of my head!
YAY!!! A real, honest-to-God Science writer! Jezebel, you have answered our collective prayers!!!