not unless you are some mormon omg God doesn’t have a physical body

added: when a friend of mine told me that they were told about God having sex with Mary in LDS sunday-school-equivalent (what do I know, only that there was a lot more of it than Catholic sunday school) my former Catholic self was scandalized

Well, the reason that light can’t escape is because black holes are so dense that their gravity does crazy shit to the stuff around it. You’re right that holes aren’t holes in the traditional sense, but the massive gravity messes with space-time in ways we don’t understand. It doesn’t have to lead anywhere, but some…

This is the face of someone sniffing their own earwax.

OH MY GOD.

omg yall dont be sew ~*~politically correct~*~ showing literally any reaction to this story is feminist hysteria. vaguely amused and shaking your damn head? FEMINIST HYSTERIA. bewildered at how stupid these kids are in a context where everyone’s talking about campus rape? FEMINIST HYSTERIA. critiquing the ways that…

NOT THE BUBBLE GUPPY CAR

fat ppl are scandalized by titties

I’m curious to learn more about this. UTIs aren’t contagious/aren’t sexually transmitted infections, so how was your boyfriend giving you UTIs?

(Because I am bad at reading tone on the internet: I am genuinely asking. Everything I know about UTIs says that they are not contagious, but you’ve had an experience to the…

So many questions, and I’m bad at kinja, or I’m bad at phones. if you want to kik JenSoan and ask about her feelings on star trek that could be ok I guess

This is like that scene in “Teeth” where all the textbook diagrams of vulvas are covered up with a giant sticker. (But not the penises!)

Turned down grilled cheese?!

too much ass for me, but at least this idea feels less wasteful. sticking celery up my butt is not that different from eating it.

I think that they had mentioned mental illness before she was found, though, not just the medication.

Medication compliance is hard for a lot of people, so my heart goes out to your cousin. The different routes of thinking are usually 1) when meds work really well, even if you know that you can’t function that well without them, it’s hard to remember to take them. When a problem isn’t staring you in the face…

yeah I wanna be a regular kid all the time and I am not a teen so this could not be said enough

No but really

No guilt, that’s hot!

oh nooooo I’m definitely not a food-kink person all I can think is “what a waste of haagen dazs”

and yet... totally a thing that happens in at least three marriages that I know of! Millenials ¯\_(ツ)_/¯