old women are so gross and the idea of them drinking and having really raunchy fun with their [presumably consenting?] adult children is disgusting af. they need to get back to the kitchen and make cookies, where they belong.

Man that top picture reminds me of how good Elaine Carroll is/was at emulating that 80-year-old-woman-cat-creature look

mostly the idea that someone’s kids would look at a buffet and be like lol no NOTHING HERE WORKS FOR ME AND DEFINITELY NOT THE FOREIGN FOOD made me >_>

I am SO GLAD I’m not the only one who thought this. I was coming to say exactly this.

there’s that thing that buffs your hairs off. you can get it at like, Big Lots. My mom got me one and it was 0% painful but 100% a pain in the ass

yes. the cross country team at my school loved to brag about nature shits because they probably were trying to turn something mortifying into a badge of pride, so you go, 15-year-old-boys.

oh man is kyle me

yeah lolwat. she couldn’t come so you dumped her. (general you, cause I know I’m not replying to chain-chomp)

ugh that last sentence has happened and it is sum bullshit. “omg my penis isn’t enough for you?”

THIS THIS THIS

ah you right you right!

shamefully :(

a while ago I came across (I honestly don’t remember how. I think I was looking into au pair opportunities) a mommy message board that had this WHOLE THING about why you shouldn’t hire a fat nanny/au pair (all while yelling that the board should be a judgement-free space...for their opinions about how fat people are…

it me

I’m crying with joy at this.

I’m overwhelmed by your intelligent, nuanced understanding of this issue.

That’s not how it works.

“Lady Nerd, why are your arms so huge?”

yes! I can roll with people’s beliefs not fitting along neat party lines but my mom really likes the pope (?) but is also convinced that he’s literally the devil and thus doesn’t trust him.

#ppsellsbabyparts
#wecanusehashtagsweareyoungandhip