• If you don’t wear frayed denim this week, I’ll glue headphones to your ears and play The Fray until you do.

Related story:
I was a kid when the 1989 GameBoy came out and I had broken the back battery cover to it, so the batteries would pop out if I tried to use it.
We lived in the same city as the Nintendo office and my mother had called the local listed number for it asking if she could buy one.
I’m going off memory here,…

That kid has great handwriting for an 8 year old.

This is adorable. I’d really like to see how Nintendo responds.

No matter how old he got, the moment he smiled, it’s like all the years melted away. Like this photo was taken a few days before his death. (By Iman, no less.) What a fantastic smile.

The most amazing British teeth in history.

Maybe to keep her from turning into Lindsay Lohan? Or maybe there’s a tax reason.

The gifts to the nanny and the assistant are even more evidence that David Robert Jones was a oner in the best possible way.

Uhhh, isn't emotional distress part of the job description when you decided to become a police officer? It is literally your job to handle distressing situations. It's also the defense apologetics use when explaining why it's okay for you to kill unarmed civilians. This is an extra step of awful.

When will Michael Bay learn that too much C4 is bad for you?

Right... gassing.

Calm down there, Satan.

Dammit I thought that was a gif and kept waiting for it to move!

Absolutly the LAST thing unexpected to see so early in the morning.

Yup. I carry my ID. I got an escort to work once. It was awesome!

Not just medical professionals either - when a similar storm was predicted last year, an acquaintance who writes for the Wall Street Journal was asked to spend the night in a hotel across the street from her office!

HIS WIFE WORKS AT GOLDMAN SACHS I FEEL LIKE I'M TAKING CRAZY PILLS