I mean, yeah, but that was also the part where she sounded the most "18" to me, I guess. It just sounds like the kind of unself-consciously naive thing you'd be more likely to hear from an actual teenager than from an adult trying to sound younger.

My father basically stopped all contact with me when I was 16 because my voice is too much like my mother's. If I saw him today, I'd bash his head in because he died 20 years ago and fuckin' zombies, man.

some jezzie readers, in some cases are very supportive of violence.

v. logical. I dig

Did you tell [your dad's now-ex-girlfriend] about the nature of your relationship?

I think there are more people in this situation than we realize. Imagine if you live in a place where various sperm donors have been particularly prolific, meaning the unknowing siblings are near the same age. If there's a large university in the area, more than one set of these kids could end up as an unknowing…

Fun fact about me, my cut off for dating older dudes is that they can't have lost their virginity before I was born. JUST IN CASE.

I just feel so, so sad for this woman (girl?) Reading the article, the whole thing with the fifth grade boyfriend/cheating/pregnancy/burned down cigarette house story? And how controlling she felt her mother was? And the town full of heroin kids; and the missing a distant stepfather when he and her mother took a…

Yeah, seriously. Lots of people like and dislike the same things. I don't want to be pooped on during sex. Bet my dad doesn't either. Correlation, not causation.

I'm sorry, I totally believe GSA is a thing but I don't believe any of this crap. She lost me at "baby girl" and "daddy" and the general aura of ludicrousness. Y'all are some suckers and this is some bad Literotica fanfic.

Yup, if any 30-year old man started talking to a girl when she was 15, and then slept with her at 17, and married her at 18, I'd call it grooming.

"We both hate neck-biting..."

it's the family thing that is honestly the weirdest part

First of all, let me offer a rebuttal.

Writing articles about relationships that will "haunt you forever" and saying of a person's revelations "And then there are the things that make you shudder," you're not exactly encouraging people who are attracted to family members to talk about their feelings.

Can you do a form of Kegels to get the bags one at a time and fill them up before pulling them out? I can see this saving time. Asking for a friend.

Ummm...

The concept behind the balloon one is pretty terrifying too

Out of the rectum category "acorn" seems the most "reasonable".

Men, I ask you, is there a more ghastly combination of words in the English language than..