The last time I had sex in a car was 8 years ago in my early thirties. My husband and I had our first real date night out after the birth of our first son and we went for it before we picked him up from the babysitter. We didn't want to wait until we picked him up, got him in the car, drove 20 minutes home, and got…

treeple action?

Tree was like... "Hey babe. I got some wood."

I once had to hide in a closet when a boy's mom came home from work super early. And I might have gotten away with it, if the family dog hadn't ran up to the closet and started barking like crazy.

So I guess this will be the disgusting Urban Dictionary sex move double entendre for the phrase "Chinese Fire Drill"

How the hell else were we supposed to do it when we lived with our parents? And don't say "wait until they aren't home". Because sometimes your mum's psych class gets unexpectedly canceled and she comes home with no notice and your boyfriend is naked in the bathroom down the hall and you have to bring him his clothes…

That's the circle of life's misery, one cheesy joke for another cheesy joke.

To add insult to injury, according to the linked article, authorities ticketed each of the passengers for not wearing a seat belt. China is very strict about safe sex!

Or have a threesome where God intended: in the red room at a swinger party.
On the real, I'm tall for a woman, and I learned a long time ago that sex in cars is not for us. On top of the car, fine.

six of one, half dozen of the other. Seeing as we are conversing now, he must have been a capeable pilot.

I can barely have sex with one person in a car without feeling super caustophopic. I think I'm actually kind of impressed they managed with three, at least for awhile.

Jesus, that's more room than some hotels I've stayed at

I spent the majority of my teenage years in the backseat of a car and I came out just fine! ;)

It was like watching monkey in the middle for 60% of the game.

MLF? Why does that name give me a boner?

MLS should just bite the bullet and change to football, it's not like it would make them lose any fans.

If we just put the TMNT on the pitch, we would be UNSTOPPABLE!

Can we agree to stop calling the US men's team USMNT? It looks too much like TMNT and that is a problem. That headline would be so much more awesome if it were about Ninja Turtles.

Still too soon.

Thanks to World War II and the continued U.S. occupation in Germany for giving us John Brooks and Jermaine Jones.