Size/Dimensions: Nyan

In related news Skrillex offered $380K to anybody willing to pay attention to him now that his requisite 15 minutes are up.

I'm in Toronto if anyone wants me to go check out the car.

You're no prophet if you think electric cars are anything but awesome.

Haven't we all done this?

This kind of display is very revolting.

You can buy cocaine, though.

Well, he sure is charged up about something.

...back. Back to Florida.

Simple really, the electromagnetic fields inside the Tesla caused him to see ghosts who told him to do that.

Look at me, I'm a traffic light.

Thank god someone has spoken out! My neighbor is addicted to these things. He actually sits in a chair and swings his arm to increase the "steps" he took that day. Its an addiction. He tells me his numbers "go through the roof" when he jerks off, as the bracelet is on his main working hand. And yet he wonders why…

I seriously want to bitch-slap anyone who puts a "support unions" bumper sticker on their imported car. There really should be a law which says if you create a paradox with a bumper sticker on your car; you're not longer protected by any law of these United States of America

I drive a BMW

That reminds me of the time I was driving my X5 and came upon a construction zone. The orange barrels were forcing my lane to end and merge into the right-hand lane, which is only used by diseased hippies and Obama supporters.