It's been highly stressful. The Debenhams website crashed as I was trying to check out a laptop with £100 off. And then there was a bit of a scrum of students around a display of half price Pringles in Tesco Metro.

My 5 year old is obsessed with marriage. He wonders why he can't get married now. He told me that he's knows that marrying a man is fine, he needs to marry a lady because he wants to be a dad an "only Mums can born babies." He said he's decided he's going to marry Eleanor because she's very pretty. The little girl…

I kept a Valentine book that my kindergarten boyfriend wrote and illustrated for me. It is heart-shaped.

I am currently adding this to my OKCupid profile. ("Looking for: cheese, robots.")

Hell, I'm declaring an official Robots and Cheeses date night at my house. Gotta establish a strong foundation for your relationship.

I am cooking for three. Me and two pals, who are both single and all of us are Thanksgiving orphans. I'm making THIS: (Chicken In A Pot... Chicken, in a dutch oven, with lots of veggies, wine, and with a dough ring around the pot so when you put the lid on and cook it, it seals up.) I'm also making stuffing, gravy,…

It's not even as bad as a third degree Nona Pinch. It's hardly even an acute case of multiple Auntie Kisses.

She's a Merliquin. Her 20 month old big brother is a Blue Merle. So much personality!

the thing shitheads that wrap their apologies in statute of limitations do not understand;

I second Ladyheatherlee and will add that street harassment isn't always loud catcalling and whistling, sometimes it's a dude following you, walking too close and whispering things, hissing them quietly when you walk by... It doesn't have to be loud to make you uncomfortable. Just last week a guy silently followed me…

My heart absolutely goes out to him for what he's gone through, and I'm always happy to have allies. I don't mean to sound ungrateful for something that should be a good sentiment, but... I find it a little off putting that there's a real chance that people will take this seriously because it happened to a man. …

You know, you can appreciate a woman's beauty without saying anything. Looking is fine. Thinking in your head, damn, what I wouldn't give to get with her is fine.

From the slow motion part of the video I'd say the floppy ears are creating some sort of vortex that sucks food directly into the mouth.

Just my scientific opinion.

DISSENTING OPINION: I remain convinced Gaston is one of those dudes with a tragically enormous dick, who thinks that his huge schlong means he has to do zero work in the sack. He just bumps your cervix for five minutes then rolls over and congratulates himself for being such a superior cocksman.

It's like you deliberately missed the point.

Anybody who thinks it's hypocritical for us to hate rape and like sex isn't very good at thinking.

Being non-consensually assailed with violent, graphic imagery of rape porn is not even close to the same thing as voluntarily looking at porn that appeals to you.

Are you really saying jokey pictures of naked cartoon characters (in an article you have to choose to click on, with a NSWF warning) are in any way comparable to rape and gore gifs of actual people sent to people without warning?

And he's quite premature at e-jac-u-la-ting....

No one's slick as Gaston