This has to have been a hard post to assemble because how much can one say about entirely uninteresting fashion on a list of mainly c-list attendees.

If I were a professional stylist, I would take the colour of the backdrop into consideration when I put together my clients' outfits. And hem their pants

None of these looks do a thing for me. Even the usually flawless Zendaya phoned it in.

This is not the last SNS, but agreed that everyone is amazing and beautiful. If it were the last SNS, I promise I would make a family-style pesto in all of your honor.

I pray this is not the case but just in case this is the last SNS I wanted to thank everyone here for contributing to what has become a truly amazing community. Y'all are such beautiful people who I respect and admire so much. This blog and its community have helped me more than I can ever put into words and your…

Shelter Cat Update! With Extra Bruce!

I talk to myself and sometimes re-argue past arguments with people who a) are not there to defend themselves and b) I haven’t spoken to in years. Pantsless of course, because fuck pants.

The song is kinda rapey

We still doing this shit with this fug’n song? Honestly we get it! The song is kinda rapey but also seems like mutal foreplay that take is so old enough already. Also how is Kelly Clarkson still puding around? Like she’s one of the lamer American Idol winners divorced from being the first nothing against her she just…

John Legend and Kelly Clarkson have presented us with the first entry: an updated version that considers the notion of consent

I hope this isn’t at all herb-related...

 I'm glad I'm not the only one. I just spent way too long being an old man, trying to download and set up venmo, getting sent a QR code, setting up wireless printing, scanning said code, and I've never felt more like my dad in my life. (I also don't know what herb means, so the past week has been alienating).

For a bit there, I thought you were saying it was okay for the jumbotron to show people flossing their teeth and I was really wondering about you.

There has to be room for the “Backwards” episode of Red Dwarf. They land on a planet where time goes in reverse, but they are still going forward (mostly). Reverse bar fight, reverse beer drinking, and one unlucky cat needing to take a crap before they left. (26 minutes into the episode for Cat.)

I’m simultaneously repulsed and entertained.

Of course she isn’t, and as I pointed out, neither am I (though if you read my comments over the last 10 years here, you’ll only find it used casually a very few times because I find it uncreative). That doesn’t change what I wrote about her awareness of a well-written script and, for that matter, speaking as needed…

HI, Krispy,

Balderdash. There is nothing they are reporting that’s even remotely sexist, xenophobic or racist. These are all talking points cooked up by her PR team. Do the people who make these claims even read the British press? Not likely. Of course William and Kate are not going to throw their support behind this ridiculous…

I am normally just a lurker but I had to reply to this.

This is off-topic but I’ve been meaning to ask: