This is the type of thing Trump would hire him for.(and stiff him on the payment)

you know how they used to paint portraits to send to future spouses in instances where the betrothed had never met? and like, the artist needed to make the portrait look good because they're selling this person but also it needs to resemble the person, which was quite the conundrum in several cases of various european…

Look at the four things he says Trump accomplished. He hasn’t changed the directuon the country’s economics (unless you count the downturn), but continued the trend. ISIS was devastated until he withdrew, and now it's resuegent. Engaging with countries on the world stage is the bare mininum of what a President is…

The two about painting in a cathedral nave are easy—Yes, Trump is in a Christian church nave and it’s because McNaughton has a long history of conflating America with Christianity.

God love you for taking the time to type all this out. This is so helpful and reassuring! I have heard tale of these konbinis and they sound like heaven. I tend to push myself way too hard when I travel—you are absolutely right that the better way to experience a new place is to leisurely observe and see how I feel in…

You’ll be fine! Smile a lot, nod your head politely (like a lil bow), and point to things. They’re used to tourists who don’t speak Japanese. They’ll be pleased if you bother to learn off “please excuse me, I don’t speak Japanese”* or “do you speak English?”**. Many restaurants have plastic fake food at the front that…

Aubergine and courgette microwave really well- we swear by microwave cooking to get them really well cooked and soft in no time at all. Sweet potatoes as an alternative to standard jacket potatoes for a bit of different flavour too.

I’m just here to give you some c-section reassurance. I had one (breech baby, low amniotic fluid) and because of some bad childhood/teen experiences I have a phobia of all things medical. But, it was OK. Kind of a weird experience, but definitely not bad. I guess I’d describe it as hey, that’s it for the epidural? I…

Dress so that you can shed your winter wear and be comfortable once seated; it’s really easy to overheat!

You can’t not feel bad or prevent your ex (yes, they are your ex) from feeling bad.

Personally, I never feel bad for being overdressed, I always just feel bad for everyone who's underdressed. I'm such a snob. lol

Just dress nice but don’t go over the top. Dress as if you’re going on a very nice date. I used to go to the theatre and opera all the time before I had a kid, people turn up in everything from sweatpants to gowns. Don’t wear sweatpants and don’t wear a gown. Wear something you can sit in, and comfortable shoes. Bring…

People don’t dress for the theater anymore, more’s the pity, so if you wear your usual 50's vintage, you may be dressier than most of the audience. Does your uncle’s gf go to the theater often? If so, she should have a good idea about appropriate attire.

From my salad days studying Meisner: Type all your lines out into one continuous stream, without the other lines. Memorize it in this way. That way you aren’t relying (unconsciously or otherwise) on only cues from your fellows or lights or whatever to remember the next line. If they mess up or miscue you you’ll be in…

Bruce, you flirty devil, you.

Jinni’s in a pickle.

Wishing you strength. As one of the olds here, I can tell you my biggest regret is spending way too much time with the wrong person. Good luck!

I am keeping you and your kids in my thoughts. I recall some rough stuff you’ve shared, and was moved by how you seem so emotionally brave and vulnerable, but steady for them at the same time...

Do not get curious with a hand mirror postpartum!

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