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Lady Penelope Creighton-Ward
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Of course, yeah. But 3 pit bulls. On an airplane. I know I’m coming off as Mister Pit Bulls Are Bad, but fuck, whatever. I mean, people are assholes. People will read this as “Bring Your Pit Bull On The Airplane.” Assholes wearing MMA shirts who own pit bulls will bring their pit bull on the airplane and then sit next

And after thinking about this all day today, I started to wonder if anyone was really listening to me and what I really wanted.

I’m pretty skeptical about guys with kids not that it’s a bad thing at all. Just that I don’t know if I am ready to be someone’s step-mom and definitely know that the kids would be first over me always, so...

Is the FAA or DOT aware that you can train these dogs to fuck people up? Just curious. I mean, you can’t bring tent pegs, but you can bring three pit bulls if they are wearing a jacket?  Seems wack.

They were ID’d as bonded, which means they needed to be adopted as a pair.

Holly and Toby went together, right? They wouldn't let them be split up would they? 

Shelter Cat Update!

So in the ongoing disaster that has been my 2019, last week my stepson was admitted to an inpatient eating disorder program. He’s been having a mental health crisis since January and we’ve been desperately trying to get him help. I’ve also been saying that he has an eating disorder for about half his life; this is the

Being an auntie is the best! One thing I did for (some) of my nephews and niece, and foster nieces (my sister fostered for awhile), was take them out for a birthday expedition, either of their choosing, or something I suggested. Ranging from movies, a visit to a science museum, a fall agricultural fair with lots of

He says thank you

It’s okay to be you.

Ohhh Archie! Your face!

Emotional support animals are not service animals. Service animals undergo special training to perform a specific task for a person with a disability. This can be anything from be a person’s eyes to recognize an oncoming seizure. They’re covered under the ADA. Those vests you see that say, “Don’t pet me. I’m working,”

Yes, Tinder profiles are boring as shit. I’m sorry. The good news is that it’s very easy to stand out!

God forbid someone feel uncomfortable around a badly trained Pitbull while trapped in a tube.

Particularly since it’s grapefruit. I’m not particularly a beer person, but radlers and shandies are lovely things in the heat.

Her brother (my dog) loves her as much as I do (and won’t stop licking her)!

Baybee! Also resembles a fox!

I got a new kitty! Picked him up from the shelter and he was very sick. Trying to nurse him back to health. He’s the SWEETEST fucking cat I’ve ever seen.

Last year we flew with our toddler son and were seated right across the aisle from some douche with an absolutely enormous pittie that was totally untrained and lunging at everyone who walked to the bathroom. The dude had slapped a service dog vest on it and called it good. We were so uncomfortable the whole flight